Contents   Cover Page   Contents & Contacts   Introduction [Jambo]   Dear Happle [Various]   Smurf Explained [LIE™]   QPOPing for Whores [Ferrocyanide]   Firstclass Admin Hack [Big Brother]   Getting Passwords [Astrosmurf]   Fake eMail [H. Kemmler]   Hacking UMCP [The Flatliner]   Windows Phun [Ferrocyanide]   How to trace through a firewall [Adespoton]   Owning your own box [LordKnow1]   Networking Schemes [Sam Sn33d]   Links [Happle Staff]   Clippings [Various]   Legal Information [Happle Staff] Contacts Editor-in-Chief Jambo Cover Artist Astrosmurf Webmaster Jambo About Box Art The Net God Contributing Authors Lethal Intelligance Extasy™ Ferrocyanide Big Brother Astrosmurf Heinrich Kemmler The Flatliner Adespoton LordKnow1 Sam Sn33d Publishers For Happle Communications Jambo Hackmac For EOF Enterprises Acidtracers Supa-Dupa Zine Founder Hackmac Quote of the Month 'When I grow up, I'll be stable...' - Garbage's Edinburgh-born lead singer Shirley Manson performs her world-famous impersonation of the MacOS Happle's top Seven singles Stereophonics - Just looking Idlewild - When I argue I see shapes The Lanterns - Highrise Town Garbage - When I grow up Gay Dad - To earth with love Blondie - Maria The Supernaturals - Everest